Fashion *is the* Bitch

ITS BRITNEY BITCH, oh no its YANA WHO?!?!

 Dear Miss Powerpuff Panties,

We understand Bollywood is a dog eat carpet world, especially if you are a fair skinned, hot Czech bombshell. You gotta change your name to  most common Indian surname even if you have no connection to that lineage whatsoever, gyrate atop a bull in front of lusty ruffians,  hang from helicopters and do whatever it takes to be recurring locker  room memory. And obviously when you are desperately trying to  resurface and have a major dance show lined up, a little skin show  never hurt a soul. But that little skinny triangle you pomped for the  flashbulbs was the most brilliantly short route you could take to both  to men’s magazine centrefolds and people’s hearts alike. Why you even  broke your dainty little nose and got offered a gazillion bucks for a  complete view of the hoo-hah! 

And we can’t thank you so enough for  being Brazilian and ready, that Shamita Shetty horror show still makes  us throw up a little in our mouths! But while you were unabashedly  making panty jokes on Twitter, after being introduced by daddy Atul  from your recently opened account, we couldn’t help but wonder? Is  there a sex tape waiting to be discovered somewhere?

 Love,

 Cattily Yours Forever
 Itchy Bitchy
 

Masthead SWAP

VIJENDRA BHARADWAJ (the hyper “BEYOND” style editor M MAGAZINE of OVER 5 YEARS) is now at GQ INDIA!

oh my!

expect some EDGI-NESS over at GQ!

    

AND TAMARA U BETTA   IS ORGASMIC INHALE(ING)  LIKE UR CREDIT CARD BILL IS DUE TOM!